WYS:
You: Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Is the sky blue?
You: So..uh...yes?
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WYM:
You: Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Is the sky blue?
You: Is there anything wrong with saying yes? It's one syllable! Gosh, woman! Stop wasting oxygen for my children!
Seriously!
