Stalking Your Crush:
WYS:
Crush: Uh...Are you on my Facebook page?
You: NO! What? Pft! How did that get there? I was looking for uh...*Says similar sounding name*
Crush: Uh...okaaay then.
Crush *Walks away slowly*
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WYM:
Crush: Uh...Are you on my Facebook page?
You: Yes. Marry me.
Crush: Uh...wha?
You *puckers up*
Crush *Walks away slowly*
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