WYS:
You: Pft, I don't need a (boy/girl)friend, I'm doing fine all by ma own!
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WYM:
You:
*sniffs* i'm not crying at my loneliness....j-just my awesomeness because i have no (boy/girl)friend...and im alone. *starts playing "i am so lonely, i have nobody to call my ownnnn"