Your Hoot To My Heart Bokuto Koutarou x Reader

Retry Pt. 2

Time skip to After School:

With such weaponry in my bag, Kuroo may have contrived me a role play. A role play of either an ordinary high school student that later gets framed for an anonymous crime with this gun. Or an ordinary high school student that gets followed by a complete stranger, which later confesses that I'm the chosen one to be a spy, then has to deal with having a double life. I'm not an avid fan of Action genre, but this doesn't sound so bad. After all, they always get an abstruse looking communication device and not to mention, meet and buddy up with an adorable small animal. Damn, kudos to him for giving me such false hope.

"After school or you see after-life." Is this what he meant when he said that. Oh man, my leg's are on the verge of skipping on the school ground from frolicking, while singing the one and only line to myself, "Call me, beat me, if you wanna reach me." I chuckled at myself, "What am I thinking? I must've overestimated Kuroo-san's words from earlier."

"You're cute, which school are you from?" I was irked by how people can be when it comes to appearance. I sighed to myself and was about to walk off until I heard a very familiar voice desperately wanting to get out of the situation. I looked over at my bag and blew out a short breath. Never mind about overestimating Kuroo-san's words. Forget it.

I quietly went behind the brick school gate and poured some black drawing ink into the metal water gun. As I witnessed each drops of black ink, I attempted to give myself a pep talk to seek out the positivity in this act of becoming suicidal. Suicidal for diminishing this invisibility I created for the past 2 years and a half with a bang.

"Okay," I heaved a sigh and gulped down my spit, "let's get suicidal."

After forcefully gripping both hands into two very tight fists, I tried to act as spontaneous as I possibly could, as I made my way behind the two guys that were hitting on the girl. Honestly, I didn't know what was sadder:

1) The fact that I have to go to school with the fear of getting avenged for what I'm about to do.

2) The fact that these two guys (which one happens to be in my class, surprisingly), are failing miserable at hitting upon the girl with their even more miserable, overused pick-up lines.

The moment my eyes met with hers, I put my finger to my lips in order to make this work, and not even look more like a fool. I didn't really know if I should be thanking Kuroo-san for 'giving' me the metal water gun, or plotting a way to get his sorry ass for what I'm about to do.

I inhaled once more, but this time, I took in every inch of oxygen my lungs could observe.

"OHMYGOSH!" I purposely raised my voice, which soon got the two idiots' attention, as their head soon turned my way. I then went closer to them and held onto both of their shoulders and looked to the side, "LOOK AT HER BUTT! I mean, MAN! That was some serious BOOTY for a Japanese gal. Did you guys see that?" Fuck me, fuck me. What the fuck is coming out of my mouth? Fuck me.

"A booty?! Where, where?!" I felt disgusted by their eyes that inflicted with hunger.

"Over there, there." I tried to sound as reassuring as I could.

"I don't see anything," says one of them. "Yeah, same."

"You've gotta squint these eyes," I pointed two fingers and squinted my eyes, "hard."