Son: I heard mum got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok? Hospital??
Dad: she is ok now, no hospital
Dad: she had to take the deep penis
Son: Uhhh... What?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS
dad: oh for Christ sake
Dad: Epi pen -_-
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI enjoy reading these so much, so I decided to make my own book, some may be a little inappropriate
