Friend: hey can I borrow your car?
Me: sure just bring it back in 1 hour
Friend: alright
Me: HEY! ITS BEEN 3 DAYS WHERE IS MY CAR!?
Friend: I drove past your house and didn't see your car so I didn't think you were home
Me: you are so dumb
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI enjoy reading these so much, so I decided to make my own book, some may be a little inappropriate
