Friend: hey dude can I borrow your penis next period?
Me: why do you want mine?
Friend: I lost mine..sorry...
Me: ... How do you lose something that is attached to you?
Friend: is yours attached? Mines not..
Friend: SHIT. PEN. I NEED TO BORROW YOUR PEN.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI enjoy reading these so much, so I decided to make my own book, some may be a little inappropriate
