Mum: are you eating your fruit and veg?
Daughter: yes mother I'm trying to eat better
Mum: good! Just remember and asshole a day keeps the doctor away!
Daughter: lmao! Great advice mum
Mum: an apple a day! Keeps the doctor erect
Mum: AWAY!
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI enjoy reading these so much, so I decided to make my own book, some may be a little inappropriate
