I love fire. It's kinda a problem. I'm a little bit of a pyro.
It dances better than a stripper. Actually, I wouldn't know, I've never seen a stripper.
One time, I accidentally lit my fingers on fire. I was filling up a torch with oil and must've gotten some on my pants without knowing. I went inside to wash my hands and wiped them on my pants. I went back to the bonfire we were having and lit a match. I tried to put it out with my fingers, and well, they lit up. I had to shove them in the dirt.
In case you didn't know, I suck at life.
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My Fandoms and Shtuff
RandomIs basically just all of the shtuff that I like. This will probably end up longer than intended. Feel free to recommend some shtuff. Now it's just a collection of a bunch of random shtuff. Bear with me guys. Okay let's be honest. This is never going...
