And the "longest amount of time in the bathroom" award goes to...

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Me:*goes to the bathroom*

...5 minutes later...

Person that lives with me: *knock knock*

Me: I JUST GOT IN HERE! Wait a second! *grumbles about how impatient people can be*

...10 minutes later...

PTLWM: *furiously knocks*

Me: I SAID WAIT A SECOND!

...1 billion millenniums later...

PTLWM: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(...)

Me: JUST WAIT FOR ONE SECOND YOU IMPATIENT MUGGLE!!!

...99999999999999999999999999999999 millenniums later...

Me:*gets out*

PTLWM: *explodes*

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