DONT READ THE FIRST 2/3 OF THE BOOK, MY ART STYLE CHANGED AND IN THE FIRST 1/4 OF THE BOOK I WAS ALL "XD lawl" AND ITS REALLY BAD ART BEFORE LIKE CHAPTER 100.
The first half of the book is a little cringy so, just skip to the bit where I become a de...
OK OK GUYS IT WAS AMAZING LIKE AN EPIC NOVEL OF EVERYTHING I LOVE AND IT WAS LIKE THE DREAM OF ALL DREAMS.
I woke up in my room, with a hole in the ceiling. But outside of that isn't my street, or the rest of my house, it's a dark forest full of birds???? And I was still in bed at that point, then this monkey thing poked it's head through the hole and started sniffing. It's eyes were white so I guessed it was blind, and it looked all shrivelled and dead, it was a dark and rotten green colour and had really big yellow fangs.
I tried to stay still but I sneezed (typical) and it started to claw at the hole so it could get to me, and it called some other monkey corpse thins over and I was running about my teeny room in panic until I hid under my bed.
AND THEN I SAW ONE MONKEY LOOK AT SOMETHING PAST THE ROOM AND LUNGED, I HEARD A "FFFFFFFFFFF" "Are you okay?!" "It's got my leg! For gods sake Phil, HELP" DAN AND PHIL WERE IN MY DREAM (not like that you perv)
So they killed the monkey things and found me under my bed, and they decided to take me to their camp. They rode, get this, a dinosaur and a lion, I shit you not.
So I was taken on the back of a cow, as Phil's scared of horses, to the TRIBE OF YOUTUBE. AND OH MY GOD, PEWDIEPIE WAS THE CHIEFTAIN, AND SMOSH WERE HEAD WARRIORS, AND THE BEAUTY VLOGGERS WERE HEALERS AND FARMERS AND SHIT AND THE CLOSER YOU WENT TO GAMING THE MORE VIOLENT THE TASK LIKE THE GAMERS WERE WARRIORS AND COMEDY VLOGGERS LIKE D AND P WERE SCOUTS AND SENTRIES.
They took me under their wings(and oh my god even in my dream I couldn't tell whether Phan was real) and in the distance there was a really tall and thin mountain (more like a really big stalagmite) an they said that was the Spire, where all the creatures of evil (like the Zwlokis aka monkey things) were born. But the purpose of this tribe of YouTube was to find the source of the evil and destroy it, so the land could be safe. And EACH YOUTUBER HAD DIFFERENT POWERS, LIKE IRONICALLY DAN HAD FIRE POWERS, AND PHIL HAD LIGHTNING POWERS. AND I HAD WATER AND AIR POWERS SO THEY WERE LIKE "Woah you have two powers! You're definitely one of us."
Because of this D and P took me to the base of the mountain where the neutral animals like dragons were. They said there was a rare rainbowy dragon that had glowing pearls for eyes and was basically untameable. I TAMED IT AND THEY WERE LIKE "The prophecy! Omg lets get the secret weapons and fight because we're ready!!!!"
This dragon was mainly purple but his points and limbs were rainbow and he looked like this
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
For some reason he responded to the name "Gay"... Symbolic amirite.
Anyway these secret artefacts were this staff that could tame any beast at will for Dan, a sword of light for me and a horn made of an actual cattle horn for Phil. Apparently it was to summon a great protection in their darkest hour(deep yet cheesy). SO WE WERE FLYING UP THE MOUNTAIN PATH ON GAY THE DRAGON, AN SUDDENLY DEATH EATERS WERE WAITING FOR US, VOLDEMORT TOO.
TURNS OUT BECAUSE THE CRYSTAL IN THE SPIRE SPEWS EVIL, VOLDEMORT WAS CREATED TO GUARD IT AS A LEADER OF THE EVIL IT SPAWNED. WE WERE BATTLING DEATH EATERS, ONCE WE MADE IT INTO THE CAVE AT THE PEAK OF THE SPIRE, WE WERE FACED WITH THE NEWBORN STREAM OF MONSTERS AND WERE DOING WELL BUT DAN GOT INJURED AND WE WERE STRUGGLING AND JUST AS I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE PHIL BLEW THE HORN AND A GIANT PEGASUS FLEW IN AND WAS TRAMPLING THE MONSTERS AND THEN
I WOKE UP.
Boom. Mic drop. My dreams are trippy and super fun. Oh I forgot to mention the base of the Spire was riddled with minecraft style cats.
