Hello! I'm too indie for a bio on my profile so here's one here:
I'm Mattie. I'm 16 and a bit (birthday's on 25th September so far the only person I know I share it with is Will Smith so if you're my twin hit me up)
I live in Shropshire, England (picture at top is my town) and my GCSEs are about to kill me
I'm basically a volcano. What this means is something gets on my tits at 8am, and I don't say anything. So this shitty thing eats me up until it explodes out of me, often at the dinner table when I have many times terrified my family. So, I'm now attempting to stop ruining family dinners with twenty minute long rants, and instead take it online.
Some of these pages could be great. Some will, undoubtedly be complete shit. Feel free to skip to the good ones, but vote so I know what people care about.
Happy reading pals.
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Things That Make Me Go Ughhhh
HumorWelcome to today's episode of the Natural World, where we shall be observing people who push small people, self-righteous indies, how people think we Brits talk, feminism, the media, noisy children, Drake fans, banter, superiority complexes, Donald...
