Lakitu: Welcome back to Total Drama Mushroom Island! Last time, the contestants got shocked, but the biggest loser was Koopa, aka Potty Mouth, who was shocked out of the competition! *knee slap* Who will be eliminated next? Find out on this episode of Total Drama Mushroom Island!!!
(Late at night, 1am...)
Luigi: Shy Guy... psst... Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: *groan* what?
Luigi: I need to talk to you outside.
Shy Guy: Ok. *goes outside with Luigi*
Luigi: I told you I have a crush on Daisy...
Shy Guy: Yeah...?
Luigi: Should... should I ask her out?
Shy Guy: Wow, that was unexpected.
Luigi: Yeah... I know...
Shy Guy: Well, here's a tip- and do it in a few days. *whispers*
Luigi: Oh... Aaah... ok. Thanks!
(That morning... the Boy's Cabin in the Killer Mushrooms...)
Mario: Bowser, let's stop this prank war.
Bowser: Yeah, ok, I'm losing my dignity.
Mario and Bowser: *holds out hands*
*SHOCK*
Mario: Ok... truce... now?
Bowser: Ah, no-
Peach: *walks in* guys! Stop it!
Bowser: Or else?
Peach: You don't get to date me!
Mario: I'm up for that! Wait...
Peach: Our love is on hold, Mario.
Mario: *aghast* WHHAAAAA!?!?
Peach: You heard me.
Bowser: Yes, It's Bowser time!!!
Peach: I don't like people that talk in third person.
Bowser: What the heck does that mean?
Mario: It means you should talk normally, you dope.
Bowser: Hey, that's not what it-
Mario: I thought you didn't know.
Peach: BOTH OF YOU JUST STOP RIGHT NOW!!!
Mario and Bowser: Yes, m'am.
Peach: That's right. Now, please leave each other, and me, alone.
Mario and Bowser: Gladly- wait! YOU TOO!?!?
Peach: Yes.
Lakitu: Everyone, IIIIT'S BREAKFAST TIME!!!
(At the Mess Hall...)
Luigi: Mario, I need your advice.
Mario: On what?
Luigi: Love.
Mario: You've come to the wrong person.
Luigi: What do you mean?
Mario: My love life is a lie!!!
Luigi: Why? What happened?
Mario: Bowser and I got into a serious fight and it's all my fault and now Peach sort of broke up with me and-
Luigi: Bowser? Peach? Broke up? Fight?
Mario: Yes...
Luigi: Bowser's a jerk.
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Total Drama Mushroom Island
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