Total Drama Mushroom Island

15. Talk to Me, You Stupid Squid!

Lakitu: Welcome back to Total Drama Mushroom Island! Last time, they went searching for keys to unlock the grand chest! In the end, Yoshi won and Dry Bones was sent home! What's in store for the final 9 today? Tune in for more, right, now, right here, on Total Drama Mushroom Island!

(Girl Cabin, 7am...)

Boo: Oh, poor Dry Bones...

Peach: It's ok Boo, we have each other.

Rosalina: Yeah! We'll all make it to the final 3, together!

Boo: You think so?

Peach: Totes!

(Boy Cabin, 7:30am...)

Shy Guy: Fly Guy, we made it to the final 9! Isn't it sooooooo exciting?

Fly Guy: Yeah!

Blooper: Bloop.

Yoshi: We can't understand you, Blooper.

Bob-Omb: C'mon guys! Come closer! Luigi needs to say something!

*Everyone huddles in*

Luigi: U-uh... H-hi...

Yoshi: What's your deal?

Luigi: I think we should form an alliance to get rid of the girls! *puffs out his chest* And we'll make it to the final 6! So, who's with me?

Shy Guy: I am!

Blooper: Bloopy!

Fly Guy: Yeah!

Yoshi: Sure!

Bob-Omb: Yeah!

Lakitu (over loudspeaker...): PLEASE MEET IN THE MESS HALL IMMEDIATELY!!!

Yoshi: Food?

(At the Mess Hall...)

Yoshi: No food...

Lakitu: Due to budget cuts, we will not provide you food today.

Everyone but Yoshi: Whatever, it was terrible anyways.

Yoshi: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!! FOOD IS LIFE!!!!

Lakitu: Eh. *walks out of the room*

Peach: Girls, look! Luigi's pants are falling down! Once he gets up, they'll fall!

Rosalina: Really?

Boo: Oh! Gals, look! There he goes!

Luigi: *pants fall off* Not again! *blushes*

Yoshi: You need to control your pants, Luigi.

Luigi: *sighs* Yeah... I know...

Peach: And then Bob-Omb will slip on that puddle of milk (how did it get there?)!

Bob-Omb: *slips on the puddle* Oof! GAH!!!

Boo: Wow!

Lakitu: IIIIIIIIITS Challenge time!