13. The Fear of Unluckiness

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Lakitu: Last time on Total Drama Mushroom Island, the contestants had to save Rosalina from the top of a castle, because she won the challenge the day before. Mario would've won, but Bowser punched him down the castle, and Bowser won! Mario, with a broken leg, was eliminated because it was Bowser's choice. Today's the day! Is Bowser going to last through today, and will Yoshi lose the bet? There's only one to find out, and it's on Total Drama Mushroom Island!!!

(Girl Cabin, 7am...)

Peach: I can't believe Mario's gone...

Rosalina: And here I am sitting here thinking you didn't care.

Boo: I never knew the guy as much as you, but I will tell you that I honestly don't care.

Peach: Seems pretty blatant.

Boo: Hmm? Why?

Peach: Because you're a pessimist.

Boo: Oh... right...

(At the Boy Cabin, 7:30am...)

Blooper: Bloop, bloop, bloopity bloo!

Shy Guy: Sorry Bloops, it's to crazy in here.

Fly Guy: What did you say!?

Shy Guy: WHAT!?

Fly Guy: Oh. I just realized you weren't talking to me.

Bowser: Hmm... who to torment next... AH! Plumber's Stupid Dinosaur!

Luigi: I'm not stupid!

Bowser: I wasn't talking about you, Green 'Stache.

Luigi: Oh.

Yoshi: What do you want, you slimy reptile?

Bowser: You're slimier than I am! I'm scaly!

Dry Bones: *curled into a ball* This isn't happening, This isn't happening, This isn't happening, This isn't happening...

Bob-Omb: GAH!!!

Lakitu (over Loudspeaker): CAMPERS!!! MEET IN THE MESS HALL FOR YOUR ONLY MEAL OF THE DAY!!!

Yoshi: *sigh* Only meal...

(At the Mess Hall...)

Lakitu: Congratulations on making it to the final 11!

Peach: No congrats to him! *points to Bowser*

Bowser: *whispers to Shy Guy* She's totally digging me.

Shy Guy: Uh-huh.

Luigi: Ooh! Is there anything new for- *gets mush* breakfast...

Rosalina: Who is making this food, anyways?

Green: I AM!!!

Rosalina: Shouldn't Red?

Green: Naw, Red's doing... other things.

Rosalina: Oh well, doesn't answer my question but, whatever.

Peach: Ugh! My breakfast has a hair in it!

Bowser: Let me get it for you-

Peach: *slaps Bowser* HELL NO!!!

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