Hello people!!! I'm uploading again...Another lame shitty excuse of a chapter... Well anyways,let's start the story shall we?
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Alison:Who's next boss?
Me:The monkey....
Akira:Say who???
Me: Old man,I said the monkey shit.... *deadpan face*
Alison: There are many monkeys!!!! *screech like Sakura*
Me:Ewwww.... *disgusted face* You became Sakura?You suck man.... The monkey I'm talking about is no other than,Luffy....
Akira:That made sense Hokage-sama...
Me: Both of you,gather all the meat from the world and hide it until I say so.... Your mission begins NOW!!!
Alison and Akira: Hai Hokage-sama!!! *and off they go!*
Me:*dial Luffy's number* Hey Luffy!!! Did you hear the news? *in Sanji's voice*
Luffy: What about the news?
Me:Meat is banned from the world... *deadpan voice*
Luffy: You don't say.... NNNNOOOOOOO!!!! *anime crying*
Me: *hangs up because of the loudness* Alison!Akira! Don't return the meats... Pay those vendors and tell them that no selling of meat okay?
Akira:Hai Hokage-sama...
Me:Its just temporary.... Just wait for further notice.. You're dismissed...
Alison:Hai!
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Nami:Hey Luffy!!! Why is that sad face?
Luffy:Meat was banned from the world..... Hey Nami,do you know that Hokage-sama?
Nami:Yeah...She rules the whole world....
Luffy: I'll kill that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *went to find Miku*
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Me:*thinking of something* Kakashi!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi:Yes Hokage-sama?
Me:Fetch Alison and Akira right now!
Kakashi: Hai Hokage-sama! *poofs away*
After Kakashi left,Luffy came crashing to the office...
Luffy:I'll kill you bitch!!!!
Me:Try and come to me bro.... *insert the bored look*
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Mi !!!!
Me:Susanoo!!!
Luffy melted coz he is a rubber... Nah,not really... He just passed out..
Kakashi:Hokage-sama!!! They're here!
Me:Thank you Kakashi.. You're dismissed!
Kakashi: Hai!!! *poofs away*
Alison:*notice the passed out Luffy on the floor and the scent of fire* What happened here?!
Me: Well,that bastard attacked me so I knocked him off... Akira,return his body to his room...
Akira: As you please Hokage-sama! *poofs away with Luffy on his shoulder*
Alison: You really succeeded in becoming a Hokage... :3
Me: Yeah!!! ^_^
Alison: Anyways,let's say goodbye shall we?
Me:Right Mizukage-sama!!!
Alison:Well bye people!!!
Me: Yeah bye!!!
YOU ARE READING
Anime prank calls ^_^
HumorThis is about my boredom and my gang... We're going to prank anime characters and laugh our ass off... I do not own the characters used in this series.I only own myself and my brother's account. (I kinda hacked it) Alison is owned by my cousin....
