6:InuYasha

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Bored as ever!!! Well,I have classes this afternoon so I'll make this quick and boring.... 

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Me:Alison! 

Alison: Long time no see Godaime!!

Me:Shuddup Mizukage!!!

Akira:Who's next?

Me:InuYasha the firefox...

Akira:*sweatdrops* He's not a firefox...

Kyuubi:I am the firefox!!!

Me and Alison: Get lost!!! or you want to be a smoke fox... *insert evil grin*

Kyuubi: O-okay... (what  a troublesome women)

Me: I heard that shithead!!!

Kyuubi:What a drag...

Shikamaru:Hey!

Me: Get out of my office now!!! *irk mark  on the forehead*

*and off they go*

Akira: Can we start now?

Me: Of course sweetie...

Alison:Call the damn fox!!

Me:PMS?!

Alison:Obviously.. *insert scary aura*

Akira:*Dial InuYasha's number* Stop it both of you!!!

InuYasha:Hello?! Who's this?!!!

Me:Your shadow shithead...

InuYasha:I'm not a  shithead!!! *growls*

Me: Sit boy... *whistle to the  dog beside me*

InuYasha:I'm not a dog!!!

Me:I'm not talking to you... I'm talking to a dog... Now that you mention it,I really need your help...

InuYasha:And what is it granny?

Me:We need to capture a half-demon fox that escaped from its cell..

Inuyasha:What's the  name of the fox?

Me:InuYasha.. *deadpan tone*

InuYasha:Hey!!That's my  name!! You could've mistaken!!

Me:*calls  all the guard*  Capture the half-demon fox!!!

InuYasha: *grabbed  by the guards* Hey wait!!!! Let the fucking go!!!

Me:Bring him to Ibiki !!!

Guards:Hai Hokage-sama!!!

InuYasha:I swear if I ever escape  this  cell I'll rip your limbs and that  two shits standing beside you to pieces!!!!

Three of us:Ohh~~~ That's scary... *insert mocking fear*

InuYasha:Damn you bitch!!!!

Akira:Oh....Don't threat me like that foxie...I'll rasengan your ass... *insert devilish smirk*

Alison:Isn't it a great sight Godaime? *points at the tortured InuYasha*

Me:Yes indeed Mizukage... *smirks*

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AT LAST!!! WE CAPTURED THE HALF-DEMON FOX!!! GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL,POKEMON!!!!!

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