Le Rants

Intro

Yes I'm gonna start this off with a random pooping picture because, hey, why not.

I wouldn't consider myself hilarious, I'd consider myself not even cautious of my own awesomeness. Like, when I say jokes or when I'm epically making comebacks I don't even realize how funny I'm being. I mean, maybe it's just my ugliness their laughing at, but who cares! I amuse them :)

So since I amuse some beings, I decided, hey, why not show some of my bad assness on this so called "wattpad".

I'm just kidding, I knew what wattpad was before I even started this story. I've made many accounts, you're welcome wattpad. I'm half of your 10 million users xD

Also, I know my cover SUCKS ASS! But why do I need a fancy looking cover for a shitty book anyways?

Okay I'm just rambling on now. Basically this book is a rant book about the DAIKY things in life that piss me off! Like when someone runs over your chickens, or when someone pisses on your shoe. Those aren't typical things that happen in life, but with my luck, those have happened to me.

So enjoy the sarcastic ass of me!

This book is not to offend ANYONE or ANYTHING! I'm just a very angry person!

Cover Creds to julixnx-
Who's ready? XD

GET READING!!!