Agents of Shield and Avengers text

Spy Dad: The Date

Ash: Whit you don't need to do this.

Whit: *questioning Ward* yes I do! *to ward* what are your intentions towards my Bestie?!

Grant: to go on a date and maybe a second.

Whit: *eyes ward* fine but if you hurt her I will have Brucie turn into Hulkie and smash you. Understand?

Grant: Yes ma'am!

Ash: Whit did you have to threaten him?

Whit: as your beasties yes. Scence we are like sisters then definitely!

Ash: Okay! Okay! Don't turn into my dad!

Skye: Hi!

Whit & Ash: Skye!

Grant: *still shaking from when Whit yelled at him* H-hi S-Skye.

Skye: Whitney did you do that to Wardy?

Whit: duh!

~at the dinner~

Grant: Thank you fir agreeing to a date Ash!

Ash: *giggles* your welcome Grant!

~other end of the dinner~

Hill: remind me why we agreed to do this?

Sam: he threatened to fire us.

Fury: yes I did.

Waiter: what can I get you?

Hill: Ice tea please

Sam: Coke please ma'am.

Fury: water will be fine thank you.

Waiter: first time meeting you son's girlfriend?

Fury:...... Yea.

Waiter: *walks away*

Sam: does that mean Ash is my sister?

Fury & Hill: *death glare* really Sam?!

Sam: Sorry!

~Ash and Grant~

Grant: you know Your Dad, Maria, and Sam are at the other end of the dinner.

Ash: yea.

Waiter: what can I get you?

Ash: Raspberry ice tea please.

Grant: Pepsi please ma'am.

Ash: what are they here for? *points to the 'spys'*

Waiter: meeting his son's girlfriend.

Grant: Thanks

*Waiter walks away*

Ash: does that make Sam my brother?

Grant: I don't know

*insert the voice from sponge Bob* after the Date

Steve: how was your date?

Ash: Good and Dad I have a question.

Fury: yes?

Ash: if you were meeting your son's girlfriend does that make Sam my brother?

Everyone: ..........

Sam: THATS WHAT I ASKED!

Whit: you spied one them and didn't take me?!?!?

Coulson: sir you might not want to amit it but Ashton is growing up.

Fury: your right I don't want to but I guess I am going to have to.

Ash: I will all ways be your little girl daddy!

Fury: I know Ash.

Ash: now back to my question, is Sam my brother or not.

Fury: ask Sam!

(Fury is gone)

Tony: well Sam?

Sam: come here little Sis!

Ash: *hugs Sam*

Bruce: Whit why did you say, "if you hurt her I will have Brucie turn into Hulkie and smash you. Understand?" Why am I Brucie and Hulkie Now?

Whit: because you love me.

Bruce: I love Clint.

Clint: Love you to.

Whit: is Thor dead? He is usually here typing in all caps

Pietro: he is in Asgard

Whit: thanks pie!

Wanda: is this US now?

Jemma: guess so

Fitz: oh well

May: Tony I need more punching bags.

Tony: ........... I bought you 7 two days ago.

May: I had to wear pink.

Natasha: Just get her punching bags Stark.

Clint: I would do it stark May gets mad with out her punching bags

May: then I have to spare and If I spare I break bones.

Everyone: ..........

Tony: one it!

(Everyone is gone)