shameless preferences

when you get hit on

(fiona looks so fuckin done oml)

lip ; straight up humiliates their intelligence and/or looks.

ian ; he doesn't do anything at first but then he would by wrapping his arm around your waist, making his presence known to the person hitting on you.

carl ; carl would just interrupt immediately and threaten to beat the shit out of that person

mickey ; mickey would: a) insult the person, or b) punch them

fiona ; fiona would most likely take it the wrong way, she would probably think that you're flirting back, but when she tells herself that you're not like that, so she'd make out with you possessively.

debbie ; debbie would be more than jealous she would tug you away straight away accuse you of cheating on her, after you set her thoughts straight she would pull you into a tight hug.

mandy ; mandy seems like the kind to just glare at the person hitting on you, she would do anything but just glare. it's terrifying.

veronica ; whenever you got hit on it was usually at the alibi, veronica would just tell them to leave or have them pay for everyone's drinks.

kevin ; kevin would make a big scene about it saying shit like "the fuck are you doing!" or "back of man their mine!"

svetlana ; having acquired a mean scary russian accent, svetlana would insult the person and or slap them.