Me:sup guys*is 5:23 in the morning*
Jeff:Nerdy go back to sleep.
Me:no! We're backed up on dares and questions!*throws cup at him*
Jeff:*dodges and rolls eyes*fine let's go at it.
Me:good.*hands jeff an airhorns*
Jeff:*smirks and goes to Jane's room and blows airhorn*
Jane:*shrieks and falls out of bed*The hell jeff!!!
Jeff:*smirks and runs*
Timeskip because I'm lazy and sleepy
Everyone:*is downstairs*
Me:good! Now we have a question from @tinydevil123
Tinydevil123:where is my daddy, Zalgo? And how old is everyone?
Slender:well my child, Zalgo dosn't really enjoy staying with us.He lives in the underworld...
Me:we wasll Zalgo is a fucked up dad
Toby/clocky:really
Me: ooh yeah but still.*storms out the house.*
jeff:Your girlfriend is crazy, Liu.
Liu:I know.shes awesome
Me:*comes back with Zalgo by the horns*
Zalgo:whyyyyyyyyy!
Me:TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD!!!!!
Zalgo:*looks at tinydevil123 and hugs them*
Everyone:awwwwww
Me:and for how old everyone is
Jeff:18
Ben:15 *sticks tounge out and winks*
Jane:18
Lost silver:10(I'm srry I never really got his age)
Ej:17
Lj:as old as James/issac had belived in me(he looks 19/20)
Liu:17
Masky:20
Hoodie:20
Slender:as old as time, child
Clocky:18
Kagekao:21 (I honestly don't know but due to the able to drink I guess 21)
Me:and I'm 15
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