Nightmare's Off Duty

Just Having Fun

Jason's POV

"Welcome Class Today we are doing simple addition to warm up for the new year." The teacher said. "So does anyone know what 2+2 is" "Her on my d***" I said pointing to a girl in the back."YES" she yelled as she ran at me and sat in my lap. "Hoe" the teacher said under her breath."I HEARD THAT" I said.

I then saw Blade making spitballs and shooting them at the teacher. When the teacher began to talk he shot one and it landed in her mouth. The funny thing is that she started chewing it.

Then everyone heard something in the vents. "What is that" the teacher said. She got under the vents and looked up. Then something started dropping into her mouth. She lipped her lips and said "Is that chocolate milk". Then we heard someone say " No that's pee" Then the roof collapsed and Lachlan fell down. Then everyone started laughing.

When she turned around I said "Bit**". She quickly turned around but since no one was talking she didn't know who it was. She turned around again and I said " Who**" But this time she turned around and since Kevin was chewing gum his mouth was moving. "Young man bring your but here." Kevin then walked up there and the teacher said "turn around". He did so and she grabbed a pice of wood laying there and hit him in the................ Head.

" I've had enough I'm calling all of your parents" she then pointed at everyone that did something. But when she pointed at Kevin he started screaming like a girl ",oh shut up cry baby" I said.