Nightmare's Off Duty

Why We Always Fighting

Lachlan POV

It was supposed to be a normal day, and it was until I walked into school.

I opened the door and I saw a really and I mean really fat guy walking up to me. "What's up blob .....OH I mean Bob" I said. He just smiled and kept walking up to me. I smiled back and turned my head to my cousin Jason and said "he's crazy" I then felt a sharp pain in the side of my skull. I said "Who da fuc* did that.... It's blob isn't it" all Jason did is laugh and nodded his head. I turned my head and said "you don't want this" before he could answer I hit him in the belly and it jiggled. I laughed and then started playing with. "Boop Bop Boop"

I then realized that everyone was staring at me "umm I mean yeah um cuz um ........ Jason handle my heavyweight..... I mean lightweight". I said. I then backed up and let Jason do his thing. When Jason hit blob, Jason kept shaking as if he was a bell. Then out of nowhere Blade came and hit him in the back. Then me, Jason,and Blade got in a huddle and I said " ok so both of you each grab one of his legs and I'm going to come up from behind him and hit him in the head with a anvil which I probably can't hold...break." On so when they got in place I yelled "GO".

I saw them run at him and dive at his legs. They ran straight through him and blob did a front flip. I then ran at him and hit him in the head with an anvil. " Losers Losers Loser" said Jason running up to blob and he kneed him in the face.