Nightmare's Off Duty

Haunted House

Blade's POV

"You have to stop getting scared" I said to Kevin. "What are you talking about, I'm not scared" he said. "He's right man, you can't go into an empty alley, in the middle of night , by yourself, on Friday the 13th,......... I mean I would" I heard Lachlan say.

"Oh you wanna bet, I'll walk into the scariest haunted house in the world." Kevin said. "Ooh can I pick the haunted house" Jason said while taking a bite of a cookie. "Umm yeah" Kevin said. "Umm does he know those are packed with meth" I whispered to Lachlan. "Oh he will find out in about 3 hours when he starts tripping." He whispered back to me.

2 hours and 50 minutes later

" I found one" Jason yelled. "How" I asked. "Ohhh from this guy that lives in the sewers ......don't worry it's totally legit." He Said back to me.

I then grabbed Kevin and we were off. When we got there Jason said "Rainbows.....Flowers.....As*......Awesome.". Anyways when we walked in we heard the door creak and I saw Kevin shriek and jump into Lachlan's arms " WTF" he said throwing him through the roof to the 2nd floor. We all heard a really girly scream and I knew it was Kevin.

"Help Me" we heard Jason yell. "Give me a boost" I asked Lachlan. He looked around then pointed at himself. I nodded my head and he said "ohhh" he then said "Sure, Jason throw him up there" he said. "OK" he said and walked up to me and threw me up there, way to high. In fact I kept going into outer space. When I started falling I grabbed a trampoline thanks to you guys
(breaking fourth wall) and threw it down. When I landed both of my legs snapped in half. "1 second" I said. I then grabbed my legs and snapped them into the right place.
Do you just wanna leave him here all night" Lachlan said. "I don't know...... Just kidding I have the popcorn" Jason said holding up three bags of popcorn.

That night we all stayed on the hill next to the the haunted house and we couldn't even go to sleep because Kevin was screaming so loud. "We should have killed him" Jason said.