Nightmare's Off Duty

Kevin Really?

Jason POV

I woke up to the smell of pee and something wet on me. I opened my eyes to Kevin trying to change clothes , he was in the motion of throwing his wet undies at me. They landed on my head. I just stared at him until he noticed I was awake. "Ummmm I spilled coke" he said. I used my fingers to smell them and when I did I bout threw up. "That's not coke, coke smells like it's awsome , that smells like straight piss" I said.

Lachlan then entered the room. "Jason you missed breakfast want a cookie" he said. "Yea throw it" when he did I caught it in my mouth because I don't want pee on it. As soon as I ate it everything went crazy. I saw Jason Vorhees in the doorway walk away. "Bye Jason" I said.

I then put on a sheet and cut holes in it so I was a ghost. I snuck up behind the leprechaun and said "BOO". The leprechaun then screamed and ran into my sister's room. I walked after him and saw my sister say " Turn around, jack up your pants, and let me do he rest". She then kicked him out side threw the window. She then spit on me and walked into her room. I got mad and saw Micky mouse say "Don't let her do that" I the said "yes sir Mickey sir" I then knocked down the door and put up my set. "Look who's in the house now mother truckers." I threw threw a fist a my sister. It ended up Hitting Mickey."sorry". I then was on the ground with my arm behind my back.

"Mercy Mercy" I yelled. "Lachlan LN help." I then saw Jason Vorhees and Freddy at the end of the hall. I got up and said "I got my name from you". I then walked up to him and lifted his mask. " so that what you look like" I then kissed him on the lips. But in the middle Jason Vorhees turned into Lachlan. I then realized what I was doing and before I could get off Lachlan hit me off of him. "He was so high" said LN laughing his pants off.