"What?" Y/N looked down at the teal soldier, stunned. "Did he just..?" Who does this guy think he is?
"Come on baby, don't be shy." He cooed.
Y/N looked at him incredulously, then at Simmons for help. The worst part was she was actually required to give him, and everyone else in the canyon, a physical examination.
She resisted the urge to groan and stifled her pride to act professional. She wasn't going to let this guy get to her. "Actually I need to give everyone a physical exam."
"Bow chicka bow wow!" The teal one said.
"What does that even mean?" Y/N asked, genuinely curious, as well as disgusted.
"It means you and me have a date with a nurses' costume baby!" He said excitedly.
"Are we playing dress ups again Tucker?" The regulation blue soldier asked.
Tucker groaned. "Caboose, we don't play dress ups. I wore Church's shirt by accident once!"
Y/N stifled a laugh.
"I'm seriously gonna shoot you both if you don't leave us alone." Simmons said.
"Come on man, don't be like that. We're all friends here." Tucker said.
"No. We're not. Actually we're the complete opposite." Simmons said exasperatedly. "We try to kill each other. On a daily basis." He cocked his gun at the blue soldiers.
"Really?" Tucker sighed.
Simmons shot at the ground in front of them. Caboose and Tucker both jumped at the sudden unexpected noise.
"Tucker, I think we should maybe go now please." Caboose said, stepping back.
"FUCK YOU. We're leaving, alright?" Tucker flipped off Simmons then blew a kiss at Y/N. "I'll see you later."
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FanfictionThere's a new arrival in Blood Gulch, it's Y/N L/N. She's a medic tasked with being the only medical aid available for the Red and Blue soldiers, since Doc went AWOL in the underground caves.
