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"Into a place where thoughts can bloom! INTO A ROOM WHERE ITS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON!"

"What the fuck Ariel?"

"What the fuck Nicole?"

"How's Vodka?"

"Lovely, how's Whiskey?"

"Dumb as always. We never got to finish our questions."

"I think I finished mine."

"I feel like you didn't."

"I feel like I did."

"That's your opinion."

"No it's- you know what? Never mind. Why did you want to be a personal trainer?"

"Sorry to cut this short love, but my roommate appears to be threatening the neighbors and I refuse to have cops in my driveway again."

"Wait what-"

"Bye!"

"..."

"Did you call me love? That feels unusually British."

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