Best excuses for when you fall

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Best excuses for when you fall:

The ground needed company, it gets lonely too...something we have in common.
The ground needed a hug because it was looking a little down.
Just checking for dirt.
Good thing I got down in time to duck the imaginary wrecking ball.
Everything looks so much better from down here.
I'm making ant friends.
Gravity wanted me to fall for him.
I was meant to do that.
No one saw that.
I didn't trip, I was dodging a ninja kick.
I was testing your reflexes. You didn't catch me so I have to give you an F, sorry.
Don't tell anyone but I'm an undercover trainee stunt woman.
I dint fall, I was just attacking the floor.

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