Child: Mommy, I can't sleep
Me: Why not sweetie?
Child: Because there is a monster in my closet.
Me: What makes you think that monsters can't open doors besides - OH MA LAWD, IT'S A MONSTER TEARING MY ARM OFF! Just kidding honey, Monsters only go after and eat the children, goodnight!
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