This is about guy I'm in jazz band with. He plays trumpet in that band. Enough said.
Our after school jazz band lets out at 4:30. By 4:31, Justin has a turkey sandwich in his hand. Every. Single. Time.
And when I say turkey sandwich, I mean a BEAST of a turkey sandwich. Like, this thing has the whole turkey on it.
We do actually know where the spontaneous turkey sandwiches come from. Justin keeps them in his pocket, wrapped in clingwrap. This isn't the only thing Justin keeps in his pockets, either. Whenever we need to write anything down during band, half the jazz band asks him for a pencil. He usually has enough for all ten-ish people who ask him. Even on a light day, he has five pencils.
On the other hand, he's hilarious, and one of the nicest people you will ever meet, so I guess I can't pick on him too much. And, I mean, at least he's never hungry after band!
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Tales From The Band Room
HumorMaybe you've never been in band, or maybe you've been doing it for upwards of 7 years. If you have done band, you know that some of the funniest stories happen when band kids are involved. And if you haven't done band, now you know. Either way, you'...