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"You can't let people walk all over you."
"But then they won't like me!" I tell Alexx.
"But they will respect you! Now, I will teach you how to make awesome comebacks! Can I get a BOOYAH?"
"Booyah" I say sarcastically.
She gives me a glare. I guess I'll learn that later too.
"Okay, so if call you ugly, what are you going to say?"
"Um...that wasn't very kind of you?"
"NO! NO! NO!"
"Well, what would you say?"
"Look in a mirror."
"Got it."
"What if I say...you're a loner with no friends?"
"Um...Alexx is my friend!"
"NO! You say, 'Your momma pays for you to have friends!'"
"Harsh."
"Exactly." she says.
"Ok give me another one."
"Hmm...how about....die in a hole! no one likes you!"
"This is a hard one."
"Not really. All you have to do is say 'after you'. All of this is rather simple."
"I think I get it now."
"Last one because my patience is really thinning."
"Okay."
"You're fatter than a pregnant elephant."
"Odd, but okay. You're fatter than a pregnant dinosaur."
"YES!" she smiles and hugs me, which is suprising because Alexx is NOT a touchy feely kind of person.
"Wait, can dinosaurs get pregnant?"
"Who cares, that was awesome! WAHAHAHA! I can't wait until we get back to school."
"That evil laugh is really creepy. You might want to go to a mental hospital."
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