Bubblegum Bitch (One Direction)

Alan You Chatty Man

*For those of you who don't know, Alan Carr is an english comedian with his own chat show, enjoy :)*

Niall's POV

"Now please welcome One Direction!" Yelled Alan Carr, it was the third time we'd appeared on his show. He was sitting in his chair wearing a snazzy coat and glasses, the audience cheered when we walked down the stairs. We all smiled and waved as we sat on the sofa, first of all was the standard.

"How's the tour going?"

"Do you miss home at all?"

And the annoying,

"If you could have one superpower what would it be?"

But that was routine so we smiled and gave the same answers as usual, yes the tour is great, of course I miss home but I love travelling too and invisibility.

"So," said Alan, leaning forward in his chair. I smirked, this was Alan Carr, nothing was ever routine here. The guy is a fucking legend. "Any of you got any babes on the scene? With looks like yours someone must want the d!" Us and the audience burst into laughter, the question immediately made me think about Kendall. She was so pretty and funny, definitely my kind of gal. Just the thought of her makes my heart beat faster, whoa Niall calm down.

Harry leans forward and smirks,

"Well Alan," he begins. He looks at the audience, "This is definitely a world exclusive by the way!" The audience cheers and I share a look with Louis - Oh Harry please don't.

"Well get on with it pop star I'm dying over here!" Alan screams, arms flailing.

"I am, in fact, in a relationship..." the crowd screams. "With Ruby Palmer from London!"

I am not kidding when I say it takes all of my efforts not to face palm. But me, along with the rest of the boys, put on a brave face and 'smile'. To be honest I am lost, everything seemed to be going so well with Anna! She is literally Harry's perfect match, so why cause an argument and pick up some slag? I've known Harry for over 3 feckin years and he has NEVER dated anyone quite like Ruby.

Zayn nudges me,

"Niall!" I look up to see everyone staring at me like I'm some sort of psycho and I realise I zoned out.

"Wha?" I mumble and the crowd go back to their happy atmosphere. Problem solved.

"I said," Alan sighs."How do you feel about your new backup dancers on stage? They're causing quite a stir, only eighteen and they are crazily talented! Especially Kendall Williams" I can't help but beam with pride when the girls (especially Kendall) are mentioned, the tour has only been on for three weeks and the paps and fans love them! I smile and nod,

"Oh yeah the girls are great, like."

"I hear that you've got a special 'connection' with Kendall, am I right?" The crowd oo and aah and I flush a unhealthy shade of red. I still haven't talked to Kendall about me fancying her. I've known her for about 2 years; ever since our management was given to Michael. But it feels like I barely know her, so I don't want to rush anything... But it's just so hard. This can go in two directions,

1) I can admit my that I like Kendall on national TV and risk all chances I may have with her and possibly our whole relationship entirely.

2)I can keep quiet and Kendall and I will stay in the friend zone.

I choose option two.

"Nah mate, Kendall's a great girl like. But we are just friends!" I laugh.

The crowd groan in disappointment, I feel exactly the same way. I mean, it's not like she doesn't know how I feel thanks to her bloody cousin. But we haven't talked about it at all. This is her first job as a professional dancer, she's nakered so maybe she forgot..? I've just been a coward. But you know what? That's about to change, yeah.

Kendall Williams will be mine.

Whoa I totally sound like a psycho, but my mind is set. Tomorrow, I'll finally ask her out.

Bring it on.

A/N

Hey guys! sorry I haven't updated for ages and that this is really short, it's just that I'm back at school and I have a stupid amount of homework. please comment TRUTHFUL things because it inspires me to update faster and...

WE WILL FINALLY HAVE NENDALL IN THE NEXT CHAP!

Do ya like the ship name bc I do ;)

Woo bye

~Ellis