Bubblegum Bitch (One Direction)

Skater boy, later boy

Terra's POV

Niall stands to the side so we can see who would be replacing Josh as drummer. I was thinking cool rebel skater boy, with hair that covers eyes and took a sketchy skateboard everywhere, le swoon. I know I know I'm with Jed but I wont be seeing him for like, 3 months it would be healthy if I had a cute guy to, you know...Stare at. My amazingly short attention span leads my mind elsewhere and I find myself singing 'Skater Boy' by Avril Lavinge,

'He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy, he wasn't good enough for her...'

Suddenly some shouting brings me back to reality, I look up to find Louis shouting after Kendall, who is now gone from the room. Dammit Terra you missed some drama. Louis runs after her and I scan the others face's, Zayn and Liam are sitting there with 'Whut?' expressions on their faces. Anna is looking at the doorway with a worried look on her face, she tells Harry she'l be right back and runs out of the door. Harry just shrugs and continues eating his McDonald's. Niall is standing next to the doorway with the same expression as me, a 'dafuq' one. I sigh, I really gotta stop zoning out. One day I'll ignore someone proposing to me because I'll be thinking of skater boys or cats, or puppies... Ugh Terra stop! Then I notice another presence in the room, oh yeah, the drummer. He's sitting on the arm of the couch where Zayn was sitting, he was looking down so I couldn't see his face. I walk over to him, I outstretch my hand and say,

"Hey, I'm Terra. Sorry for everyone disappearing, I kind of zoned out for a bit there and missed the action, I do that a lot 'cos I'm thinking of something inappropriate, like unicycles. I like unicycles, I want to unicycle. Can you unicycle? Hey how do you think they invented the uni- Wait I'm doing it again, forget that. Anyways, my name's Terra and I'm a dancer."I earn a chuckle from the boys, which I frown at. I know I'm funny but I'm deadly serious, guess I'm just dumb. Oh whale. I smile anyway to play along, but my smile is wiped right off of my face when the boy looks up at me and shakes my hand. I immediately tear my hand away from his, I should never be in contact with peasants, and slap him round the face. Hard. I kick him in the balls too.

"Just to make sure we wont have the fucking devil spawn running around in the future." I spit, Zayn pulls me away from the bastard before I can put him in the fucking hospital. Meanwhile Harry is laughing his arse off on the sofa, chips spilling everywhere. At least someone is on my side.

"A few months ago Kendall would have been having my devil spawn if she hadn't had been a nosy bitch." Says the missing-link. This sends me crazy and I go into a crazy, throwing punches and everything. This time Zayn cant restrain me on his own and Liam flings me over his shoulder. I try and pry him off of me but damn he has biceps, so it doesn't work.

"Terra seriously calm down!" he says, walking towards the door. I cant fucking calm down! The boy is helped up by Zayn and he looks at me with a smirk.

"I didn't know that the slag and her entourage would be on this tour, hmm I better get a restraining order."

"Oh fuck off Jay!" I scream, fucking brilliant. Kendall's slimy, sneaky toad of an ex is Josh's replacement. Kill me now. 3 months with that fucktard... Then I realise, that's why Kenny left, she's still recovering. Shit, that's all she needs.

Louis' POV

I quickly gain on Kendall, but somehow she's faster. She runs into the bathroom and locks the door. What the fuck happened there? She took one look at that drummer dude and bolted. A part of me wants to leave the bitch, but another wants to protect her and tell her it will be okay. These past few days Kendall's been growing on me, in a friendly way. So if we're going to be together for 3 months then we might as well be friends. I knock on the door,

"Kendall?" I ask softly. Silence. I ask again. More silence. Fine if that's how you're gonna play it, I start to walk away but then I hear a crash and hysterical sobbing. I rush back to the door, the sobs getting louder.