Ask Lev Haiba!! :3

Dare for alienbread

@alienbread

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YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"No." Yaku stated, his eyes dull and cold.

"But Yaku-San, it's a dare!! You know what happens if a dare isn't completed!" Lev whined, holding up the (sexy) cat costume and tugging on Yaku's shirt.

"I'd rather THAT happen to you than ME wear... THAT." Yaku growled.

"Well... It technically is your dare as well~~" lev purred smoothly.

Yaku's eyes widened and a tiny blush formed on his cheeks. "F- fine!" He stuttered angrily, snatching the cosplay from Lev's hands. "I'll wear it."

Lev smiled. "It also says I can do whatever I want with you after you're in the cosplay~" he muttered (in an attempt to be sexy) into Yaku's ear. The blush across Yaku's face spread like a wildfire, reaching his ears.

Yaku took advantage of Lev's crouching position and kneed him in the gut. Lev yelped as Yaku walked away to change into the costume.

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"I'm done." Yaku muttered from behind the storage closet door.

Lev decided he would bring his teammates with him, this was something nobody wanted to miss.

"Come out!" Lev urged, wanting desperately to see Yaku in the costume.

"Heh. Come out." Kuroo murmured.

Yaku appeared from the storage closet of the club room, the costume fitting his small build perfectly.

His legs appeared to be longer as his stilettos clicked against the clean wooden floor. To add to that, his lacy thigh-highs curved around his legs just right.

The actual suit appeared as though it was a one-piece bathing suit for women, but with a tail curving out the rear. The collar of the suit dipped low, almost too low, but since Yaku wasn't a girl, the low-ness of the collar was fine.

He wore a choker to match his black outfit, a small bell dangling off the front.

And to complete the outfit, a headband with Raven cat ears attached.

"PFFFF HAHAHA LOOKING GOOD, YAKU!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WAIT TILL ALISA SEES THIS!!"

"OI, DONT SEND THAT TO HER!! ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES?? ILL KICK YOUR ASS!"

"In those shoes?? I doubt that--"

Kuroo recieved a high-heel to the face.

He got REkT.

Lev, on the other hand...

"Lev... Are you alright?" Inuoka asked him, slightly concerned.

And there was the giant, now laying in a pool of his own nose blood. God damn it, Lev. You are a disappointment to all of us.

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Okay I honestly don't know how to end these dates rip me bye