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Lev smiled.

THE TIME TO SHIP HAS COME

He painted himself grey, putting on his nepeta look on cosplay from a while back.

IT WAS TIME TO MAKE HIS SHIPS CANNON.

He started off with KuroKen.

He watched Kuroo and Kenma silently from a bush behind Kuroo's house, using binoculars to see what they were doing. It looked like Kenma was sitting in Kuroo's lap, and they were playing video games.

Kuroo bent over Kenma's head, who turned his own head to kiss kuroo, right in the lips. Lev screamed.

"AC SHOUTS 'HOLY HELL ITS ALREADY CANNON I KNEW IT' AS SHE RUNS AWAY BEFORE SHE GETS CAUGHT!"

Lev leaped out of the bushes, sprinting down the road.

>>meanwhile<<

"Kuroo... Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"...nothing"

>>Moving on...<<

He decided he would save karasuno for last. Because you know, save the best for last, right?

He sprinted all the way to Fukorodani, his blue cat tail trailing behind him.

"HEY HEY HEY LEV WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Bokuto asked, a smile plastered on his face.

"Ac disregards the owl that has called her 'lev' and tells him that she is only here to make her ships cannon!" He shouted, skipping over to Akaashi.

"Ac takes her purrey, snatching him up and throwing him on top of who he is truly meant to be with!!" And with that, lev picked up Akaashi over his head, tossing him on top of Bokuto, who fell.

The two boys now lay on the floor like they do in one of those amines, facing eachother with one on to of the other.

They both blushed madly, Lev escaping before the two could tell him anything.

Onto the miyagi district.,,,.,,, what a long walk.

BUT HE DID IT

LEV MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO AOBA JOHSAI HIGH SCHOOL.

"AC SCREAMS KNOCK KNOCK AS SHE ENTERS THE GYM!" Lev hollered, busting the gym doors open.

"OIKAWA YELLS WHOS THERE AS HE SETS A VOLLEYBALL TO THE VERY SEXY IWA-CHAN." Oikawa set a volleyball to Iwaizumi.

Iwaizumi hits the ball, landing. "Iwa-chan says shut the hell up, Trashykawa."

Hanamaki and Matsukawa smirked. "Maki and Matsun smirk as they watch the facade that is going on~" Hanamaki purred, leaning on Matsukawa's shoulder.

((FML I'm doing this scenario style I can't.))

Lev: ac smiles as she sees that the ships are obviously near cannon, but then glances at the first years and second years in disappointment.

First/second years: what

Lev: ac says "it's obvious how close the senpais are, they might even be dating already--" *glances at third years*

Maki/Matsun: *raise an eyebrow at eachother then smirk and start kissing*

Oikawa: *smile creeps into his face as moves closer to iwaizumi*

Iwaizumi: don't even think about it

Oikawa: (；'Д'A iwa-chan is so mean!!

Kyoutani: *growling at lev*

Lev: *shoves Kyoutani and Yahaba together* ac says "mad dog and cream puff. Kyouhaba"

Kyoutani/Yahaba: ?!?!?!?!?!??! *blushing*

Lev: *shoves Kindaichi and Kunimi together* "turnip and... Whatever you are. KinKuni."

Kindaichi: *blushes* ?!???!!!!!!!!??!!!

Kunimi: *blushes as well* ...

Lev: ac says "geez, don't you guys know ANYTHING about shipping? Matsuhana' shot the right idea!" And she points to Matsun and Maki

Matsun/maki: *freaking hooking up in the middle of the court holy hell I love this ship*

Everyone: ......

Lev: *hairflips and leaves* ac flips her hair, exiting the gym. "Your all a DISSAPOINTMENT" she says dramatically.

Now, lev had one more stop...

Lev: *opens doors to karasuno gym" AC SCREAMS "BIRDS" AS SHE DASHES INSIDE OF THE GYM, FORCING HINATA AND KAGEYAMA TO KISS! *shoves their heads together to they are kissing*

Hinata/Kageyama: ?!?!?!!!?!!!??!!!

Lev: AC SCREAMS "NOW FOR THE OTHERS" AS SHE DASHES AROUND MAKING HER SHIPS CANNON!! *running around making Tsukkiyama, AsaNoya, daisuga, and ennotana kiss*

The ships: ?!!!!?!!!??!?!!??!!!!!!!!.!,??,??,,,?????,?!!??

Kinoshita/Narita: our ships have finally become cannon *start kissing be eachother.

Lev: *single tear falls down eye as runs out of gym like an anime school girl* so proud.

~end~