Ask Lev Haiba!! :3

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@DarkAngeloid686

Admin: wait doesn't lev already do that?? And why would he need to ACT like a gay?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lev: Admin-chan!! That's so mean!!!

Admin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>><<

Lev removed his Ultear cape and Nico cosplay, revealing his exposed, pale body. He swung his long, slender legs off of his bed, his bare feet meeting with the cold wooden floor. He approached his door, slowly and carefully, before coming to a halt. He took a deep breath in, his lungs inflating like great balloons, then releasing the air in one big wave. He cleared his throat, his eyes shutting gently. Now, silence.

"..."

.....

"ALISA-CHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!" He bolted out of his room, slamming his door open. "IM GOING TO MARRY YAKU-SSAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!" He sprinted around, searching for his sister, before he spotted her calmly reading on her bed. "Lyovochka? Are you alright?"

"BETTER THAN EVER!!" He smiled, tackling her. "Whoa there~!" She exclaimed, startled at her brother's odd behavior.

"ALISA-CHAN, IM REALLY REALLY GAY!" Lev yelled in her face. He giggled, somewhat nervously. "Since when? I thought you were pansexual!"

Lev released her from his grip, standing triumphantly half-naked on her bed. "Nope!!" He grinned, jumping off of her bed.

"Better watch out, nii-San!! I'm gonna steal Yaku from you!!" He dashed he out of her room, now jumping back onto his bed.

This wasn't enough... DarkAngie and her friend wouldn't be satisfied! He had to do something else!!

>>time skip<<

This was it.

This was the big moment.

Lev took a deep breath in once again, his teammates surrounding him in the locker room.

"Oi, why are you just sitting there half-naked? Get dressed!" Yaku commanded, as lev closed his eyes once more. He cleared his throat.

((From here on out its gonna be written scenario style))

Lev: ahem.

Everyone: ...???????

Lev: GUYS IM GAY

Kenma: called it...

Lev: *jumps up, crashing Yaku's lips against his*

Yaku: ?!?!?!? *shoves lev away, blushing* LEV, ARE YOU STUPID?!

Kuroo: PPFFFFFFFFHAHHAHAHAHAA

Yamamoto: *starts to record*

Lev: *smiling while sitting on the floor* IM GONNA MARRY YAKU-SAN!!

Yaku: NO WAY IN HELL! IM ALREADY DATING YOUR SISTER!!

Lev: THEN ILL MARRY KENMA!!

Kenma: what

Kuroo: no wAY IN HELL HES MINES, BITCH

Lev: Then I'll marry Inuoka-San!! He won't mind, right?? *wraps arm around inuoka*

Inuoka: *blushes* E- EH?!

Lev: :DD

Kuroo/Yaku: LEV YOU SON OF A BITCH *rolling up sleeves*

>><<

~and lev was never seen again~

The end???????????????

((413 WORDS HAHA))