The Flaminhos

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@dylobrien: I WANNA GO TO THE ZOO AND SEE THE FLAMINHOS

@dylanobrien: The Fla what's?

@dylobrien: The Flaminhos of course

@dylanobrien: I'm so confused

@dylobrien: You were the one who said it ass hat

@dylanobrien: I did no such thing! You are an ass hat not me because you're making things up

@dylobrien: How about you go and check the bloopers for The Scorch Trials and then we'll see who's an ass hat?

@dylanobrien: FUCK

@dylobrien: Mmh?

@dylanobrien: I said it

@dylobrien: Ass hat

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@dylobrien: @dylanobrien is an ass hat
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@dylanobrien: I AM NOT AN ASS HAT
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@dylobrien: HEY ASS HAT

@dylanobrien: I'm not an ass hat

@dylobrien: YOU GOTTA STEP INTO YOUR ROOTS AND STAND OUT FOR WHO YOU ARE

@dylanobrien: Are you singing Step Into Your Roots by my band?

@dylobrien: Maybe...

@dylanobrien: I didn't think anyone listened to them anymore

@dylobrien: Well you were wrong because they are one of my favourite bands....ass hat

@dylanobrien: Favourite song?

@dylobrien: Step Into Your Roots

@dylobrien: anyway you need to stand out for who you are and you're an ass hat

@dylanobrien: AM NOT

@dylobrien: Dylan just stand out for who you are

@dylanobrien: FINE HUMPHH

@dylanobrien: Acacia don't take this in the wrong way, but how old are you?

@dylobrien: You don't ask a lady for her age Mr. O'Brien

@dylobrien: I'm 22

@dylanobrien: And I'm 24

@dylobrien: I already know that

@dylobrien: That sounded really creepy, don't forget I'm a fangirl ass hat

@dylanobrien: I know Acacia you have your strange moments

@dylobrien: Strange is in my nature

@dylanobrien: And mine

@dylobrien: Strange isn't the right word for you I've seen all of the bloopers nothing gets past Acacia the spy

@dylanobrien: Wait you're a spy?

@dylobrien: You're also really gullible

@dylanobrien: Tree

@dylobrien: Is that supposed to be an insult?

@dylanobrien: Maybe...

@dylanobrien: Okay yes

@dylobrien: And you call yourself Stiles? Can't even come up with an insult pffft

@dylanobrien: You're so adorable

@dylobrien: Am not

@dylanobrien: And beautiful

@dylobrien: Stop it O'Brien

@dylanobrien: Can't you take my compliments?

@dylobrien: Not if they're not true

@dylanobrien: Acacia, are you even looking at the same girl I am?

@dylobrien: Yes and you're looking at a monstrosity

@dylanobrien: ACACIA HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE????

@dylobrien: Well yes I did upload it

@dylanobrien: And you're beautiful in every single way possible
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@dylanobrien: Tree is beautiful
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@dylobrien: The cast of TMR and Teen Wolf are beautiful not me

@dylanobrien: Shut up yes you are beautiful

@dylobrien: Nobody (apart from my parents, but their opinion is biased) has ever called me beautiful

@dylanobrien: Well here I am I'm the first person to call you beautiful okay?

@dylobrien: Okay.

@dylanobrien: TFIOS MOMENT

@dylobrien: YOU HAVE READ AND SEEN TFIOS?!

@dylanobrien: HELL TO THE YES I HAVE AND THAT'S NOT JUST A YES IT IS A HELL TO THE YES

@dylobrien: Are you fangirling!

@dylanobrien: Maybe

@dylobrien: Maybe Okay will be our always.

@dylanobrien: Okay?

@dylobrien: Okay.

A/N This is probably the worst chapter ever but I updated okay? Okay.

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