How to be a Badass

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Beginner 

Now if your all miss goody two shoes and you always do good well someone sneezes don't say bless you. Not much but hey they will look at you weird cause aren't you the one who says that even from the other side of the room? Yup you'll leave them hangging, a bit, I'm just guessing. Start small so with doing that then leave your dinner plate on the table even when you always clean it. Don't make your bed. That always leaves people staring, or maybe its just me? Yea and guess what? These are signs of a badass in training

Intermediate 

Sass your peers you don't like. You will be looked at different. But remember you might get a swirly in the process. Eat candy before a meal. I do that sometimes just to piss of people. Its quite fun. Don't do your homework till last minute are at all. But follows this I'm sorry if you are failing not my fault you went badass on that shit. Kick down you little brother or sisters block castle and don't say sorry. Just make sure they don't tell your parents because if they do you need a good excuse, which now brings me to lying. Now not over the top major ones just little white lies like can't drive you my cars out of gas. OK got that see your almost a full on badass.

Advanced 

Ditch school. Now in this study I just made up almost 70% of us all ready do but like go do something cool. Like tennis. That's cool. Or at least it was in the 80s. Also don't do any chores say you have to do the dishes don't. Wait for soomeone else to do it. Also if you want to go deep say a band you hate go on twitter and say it. Now I'm saying dont go tell them to die but just say hey look I'm not a fan of there music. If anyone dose this I'll give them a virtual high five but if I must say don't be a retard and do this to the most deadly fandom DIRECTIONERS. I'm shit serious I said I'm not a fan and I got yelled at. I'm now deaf. But in all realness if you tell them to go die or there not worthy don't be surprised if you wake up in casket.

Death 

Sass yo mamma. Really I argued with my mom and my head was served on a platter to her friends. Like do something stupid mom yells at you. You yell back. Oh look there's my tombstone. Enough said.

A\N  OK thanks for reading still can't figure out this stuff but hey I get brownie points for trying 

Bye my award turtles ._.