How to be a Badass

Get the Look

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Beginner's 

For all y'all out there who want to spice things up a bit try adding a little color to your hair. Now I'm not talking full on diying it but like a streak to I dunno, stand out a little. Or if your wearing a dress instead of heals try converse(now if your me you do this anyway, safer for everyone that way). Also add like a camo bag or jacket here or there. Go a little outside the box, but to much so you feel like that awkard turtle ._.

Intermediate 

These are for those people who want to try more then after adding the streak in you hair, get a new haircut. Now not one of those hipster ones were there like add the glasses hair but like cut in in a short way or dip dye. Try ripped up jeans. Maybe even going into the thighs but remember DO NOT LOOK LIKE A HOE. Try a band tee. Not like One Direction, but something deeper like I dunno try Green Day. Remember you can never go wrong with converse. Now don't go being sick face after this. And by dickfacd a mean those modern day hipsters wanna bes who try to hard. Tried k is being comfy in your own new look. No awkward turtles ._.

Advanced 

This is for the people who don't care about the shit that will go down. So try beanies, yes beanies just we of advice if your a girl with short hair and wear s beanie don't blame me if you ate mistaken as a boy (true shit it happened I call a girl a dude that is when you go all ninja rock mode) along with all the band tees try combat boots must say they are comfy also try a smokey eye with other a natural or bold lip. The hair well go crazy and let you mind run free. Its up to you. Try and pull maybe a Avril Lavinge at this.

A/N don't know how the fudge these work but hey I'm learning. Know this is all based off of the crazy shit in see people watching at places like Disney Land and the best place airports. Now enjoy try if you like remember no awkward turtles ._. Be who you are and be happy well comment tell me what you think humor fullness or what? Helpfull or not (I'm me so I might go with who stoves a flying fudge and let's try this pineapple) well ya I'm out by my fellow awkward turtles ._.