How to be a Badass

Being Sick

Ok this gets its own chapter thingy, because lets be real, at one point in our lives we have faked being sick. Yes we all have other to get out of school extra activities or just to have a lazy day on the weekend. 

And a lot of people always do the stupid fake fever. DON'T. Cause if you have the worry wart for a mother then you might end up in a doctor’s office. Which we all know is far worse than school. By far. So what you need to do is a few things.

The night before, yes sometimes you need to be prepared. Hide the temp checker thingy. Why? In the morning when you say you feel sick and doctor mother will run for the temp checker thingy. Also say you have a headache and when she gives you Advil or something the night before switch with mints. Also when faking a stomach cramp don't make it were your appendix side is. And when you bend over for stomach cramp lick your hands. HELLOOOOOOO Clammy hands.

If you want to go the extra mile take a warm mug of hot hot hot HOT water and put your face over it for a few minutes then you will have runny nose. 

Ok done. And if you get extra lucky when my mom stays home to take care of me she always leaves a TV. Laptop/tablet, and I have my phone and iPod and she is always cleaning or something so she hardly checks on me. 

Or if your even luckier (is that even a word?) your mam AND dad work out of the house. HELLOOOO your own personal party. 

Just make sure the neighbor’s don’t hear you.

See release your inner badass

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