How to be a Badass

Pranks

OK here's the deal, I'm not those rebel kids who do whatever it takes to be a badass to me it comes naturally. So here's some simple pranks

1. That clear plastic wrap that moms use in the kitchen, put that in a toilet seat and wait. Just pray they ain't gonna take a dump.

2.those bang snaps or whatever they are called. Those things that you throw them on the ground and they bang scaring the crap out of anyone in a 10 meter radius. Gentility tap them under the toilet seat place the seat down and wait. Oh this is the best

3. Those old toilet paper rolls instead of recycling them, take one tear it in to pieces, then wet it squish it your hand and volla your own distant crap

4. Take hot hot hot peppers. Squish the juice out and rub all over doorknobs (at school or at home). Wait for pray to rub eyes making it worse

5. Take band-aid. Put tomato soup/sauce on cloth part. Place in bags of chips

A/N hope that helps out a bit. Please comment and tell me what you think