Smut.
The most unrealistic, poorly written, disgusting and awful thing that can make even ME uncomfortable written about the people I obsess over...
And I love it.
What can I say.... It's like a train wreck, a sexy one. Ok I'll stop.
But seriously, don't hate on it if your the one reading it in your own free time!
It's called fan fiction for a reason, it doesn't matter! But saying that there is still some things that need to be cleared up for the fan fiction community when it cums (sorry) to this honey butter.
So here is my list of rules for smuts and general fanfiction~
1. Let's not be pregnant, use condoms please.
2. Do it in private some little kid can find you in the public toilets.
3. Don't rush it- if I spilled coffee on some guy then he asked me to be his wife I would be weirded out.
4. Let there be parents!
5. No more car crashes- that shits overused
6. Think of original names.
7. Try to make it mildly realistic.
8. Where's the aftercare? (Google it)
9. If they're a virgin they wouldn't know how to sex. At least not that well....
10. Dominatrix (once again google it!)
Jk, But no seriously if your reading then your reading it, ups to the fanfic community you give me life.
I'm gonna go eat - Jasmine
