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baby boy: my ass hurts

austinfuckedalan: obviously, my dick was up it

baby boy: chANGE YOURNAME omH

austinfuckedalan: nah, I think its quite cute

baby boy: I was about to call you an assfuck but then I realized that is what we r talking about

austinfuckedalan: assbutt

baby boy: assbutt??
baby boy: you make no sense

austinfuckedalan: a s s butt

baby boy: you're literally saying the same thing

austinfuckedalan: pffft no

baby boy: an asS AND A BUTT ARE THE SAME THING
baby boy: haha u assbuttfuck

austin in alans assbutt: hey look I changed my name like you asked

baby boy: w O W
baby boy: im dun with you goodbye

austin in alans assbutt: see you in court, sweaty

baby boy: s TOP

austin in alans assbutt: stop drop and roll away from me

baby boy: dijcowockwkvikw
baby boy: BYE AUS10 ILY

austin in alans assbutt: love u too goodbye
austin in alans assbutt: I thought if a joke
austin in alans assbutt: sugar i went down on you with my dick swingin

baby boy: forever ruined that sONG GOODBYE

authors note, quickly;

ok ive started a new cashby and i really like the concept but i wont post it til ive done at least a few chapters.

but would you read it?

also this book only has a few chapters left, get scared.

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