Many stories, One book

Fractions

  I was sitting in class the worse class in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!! I was sitting in math class and we were DIVIDING FRACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate fractions! So there I was sitting in class and the teacher was saying "Blah blah blah, this and this and that, fractions blah blah." All the boys were snickering because someone drew a face on the back of his coat, so I joined in. Oh boy big Joe might pound me at recess if I don't laugh ,I remember the first time I got pounded by big Joe. I sure don't want mama yelling at me again saying "Billy when and where did you get that nasty bruise under your eye?!" There was this one time where big Joe dared little timid Timmy to put a tack on the teacher's chair and then go up to her and put a frog in her face awhile after. After Joe dared him little Timmy said'' I not going to do it!" Big Joe got really mad and the he triple dog dared him and then everyone started laughing and started chanting " Little timid Timmy, little timid Timmy! So Timmy did both things, then he was so upset that at the end of the day he started bawling and ran to the teacher and said he was sorry. The teacher had tricks and scares like this done to her before she was really fed up with it. When Timmy could finally talk without crying he said that Joe made him do it. The teacher was so mad that she decided to work at a different school. I was so tired and bored that I must have fallen asleep because that next time I opened my eyes everyone was laughing and the teacher was glaring at me. I must have been snoring because my mama said that I snore so loud it could take the house down. I had to stay in our one room schoolhouse for lunch. I got a scolding to when I got home. Mama was so mad you could probably hear it for miles away. Now I know to never fall asleep in class, even if it is math.