Natsu: WE CHANGED MY NAME! NOW IT'S SALAMANDER_DEMON!
Zeref: Calm down Natsu...... We don't need anymore trouble...
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~~~Icy_Devil has invited Rain_Woman to the chat~~~
Salamander_Demon: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Who's Rain_Woman?
Icy_Devil: it's Juvia you dimwit.
Salamander_Demon: WHO YOU CALLING DIMWIT YOU ICY UNDERPANTS! Anyways, Juvia is here now....... Wait... HOW DID SHE GET HERE?!
Icy_Devil: I invited her Flame Brain. What? You can't read?
Rain_Woman: Gray-sama~! <3 Juvia thanks you for the invitation~<3
Salamander_Demon: ACK! Stripper! Tell your girlfriend to stop acting all lovey dovey! OR GET A ROOM!!!
Icy_Devil: WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM!!! WE ON THE FREAKING PHONE!!! AND WE AIN'T DATING!
Rain_Woman: Gray-sama~! Do you hate Juvia~? ;~;
~~~Swords_Master has logged on~~~
Swords_Master: Is it fighting that I'm hearing?
Icy_Devil: NO MA'AM!!!
Salamander_Demon: AYE SIR!!!
~~~Celestial_Queen has logged on~~~
Celestial_Queen: HAPPY #2 HAS COME BACK!
~~~Fish_Lover has logged on~~~
Fish_Lover: Aye sir!!!
~~~Deathly_Creator has logged on~~~
Deathly_Creator: DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE TO HURT MY BRO!!! IT TOOK ME YEARS TO RESURRECT HIM!!!
<YA NO DUH>
Salamander_Demon: Uh..... Bro..... Your overprotectiveness.... And.... We are on the phone so....
Deathly_Creator: I AIN'T TOLERATING IT!!! ANYONE WHO HURTS MY BRO IS DEAD MEAT! LITERALLY! AND THEN I'LL FEED YOU TO ACNOLOGIA!!!
Swords_Master: ... Acnologia's dead.....
~~~Chaos_Dragon has hacked in~~~
Chaos_Dragon: WHO'S DEAD?!?!
Deathly_Creator: ...Acnologia.... HOW DID YOU GET A PHONE?! NOT TO MENTION OUR GROUP CHAT PASSWORD!!!
Salamander_Demon: Let him be. If he misbehaves... *goes calm* I'll go full E.N.D on him... *Cracks knuckles*
Chaos_Dragon: ....... I'm scared....... *shivers*
Icy_Devil: E.N.D?
Salamander_Demon: Oh, didn't I tell you? Zeref's my brother, I'm E.N.D. And that's the reason why my name became Salamander_Demon.
Icy_Demon: ...........
Celestial_Queen: NO MATTER IF YOU ARE A DEMON, NATSU! I'LL STILL LOVE YOU!
Salamander_Demon: SHUT IT B*TCH! I HATE YOU! (We ship NaLu, but we both don't like Lucy...)
~~~Exo and Ether has hacked in~~~
Celestial_Queen: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Ether: SHUT IT! I'M ETHER! ONE OF THE CREATORS OF THIS THING!
Exo: YEAH! SHUT IT! I'M THE OTHER CREATOR!
Celestial_Queen: GET OUT YOU OLD WRINKLY ANNOYING PEOPLE!
Exo and Ether: WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!
Exo: You don't even know how old we are in the first place...
Salamander_Demon: WE'LL BE GREAT FRIENDS! RIGHT ZEREF?
Exo, Ether, Deathly_Creator: YEAH!
Deathly_Creator: Why don't we go bowling?
Ether: HELL YEAH!
Exo: LET'S GO!
~~~Deathly_Creator, Exo, Ether, and Salamander_Demon has logged off~~~
Icy_Devil: Now what?
Sword_Master: Why don't we go to the bakery and get some cake?
Celestial_Queen: Sure, why not?
Rain_Woman: Um... May Juvia join you?
Celestial_Queen: Sure! No one said you can't!
Rain_Woman: Love rival.... .w.)9
~~~Icy_Devil, Swords_Master, Celestial_Queen, and Rain_Woman has logged off~~~
Fish_Lover: Hello? Anyone there? ;w;
~~~Fish_Lover has logged off~~~
~~~Heavenly_Star and Time_Witch has logged on~~~
Heavenly_Star: What in the world happened here?
Time_Witch: Never mind that, where's Zeref?
Heavenly_Star: .......
~~~Heavenly_Star has logged off~~~
Time_Witch: JELLAL! HOW DARE YOU LOG OFF ON ME?! I'LL CHASE YOU DOWN!
~~~Time_Witch has logged off~~~
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Natsu: THAT'S IT FOR TODAY!
Zeref: Yep! Hope you enjoyed---
Natsu: I THINK I'M ON SUGAR HYPE! *Faints*
Zeref: .... NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NATSU! DON'T DIE ON ME!
<To be continued when Natsu wakes up from coma>
*Crying is heard from deh room* ;w;
<40 Day Time Skip Brought to you by ICE WAKE SAUSAGE>
Natsu: REVIVED! HELL YEAH!
Zeref: *Still crying* ;w;
Natsu: .... Bro, why are you crying? Anyways.... TO BE CONTINUED!!!! :D
