Don't Ever Give Ether and Natsu Caffeine and Sugar

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Natsu: HI FRIENDS. I TIS TOTALLY NOT DRU~.... NK.

Zeref: Natsu, you're drunk.

Natsu: SINCE WHEN?

Zeref: ... Well, anyway... Enjoy.

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Salamander_Demon: YO!

Celestial_Queen: DAMN IT NATSU! IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.

Icy_Devil: Well Lucy, you're probably the only one who is sleeping right now. I know that Natsu is definitely awake, but I don't know about Erza.

Swords_Master: I'm awake.

Celestial_Queen: YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT HUMAN! D:

Salamander_Master: YAH. KJS BDSGDSJDSFNHIUS HDSODSOHDNSHFEGFSLK

Icy_Devil: Who gave Flame Brain caffeine and told him it was chocolate?

Swords_Master: Not me. I was home all day yesterday as I was sleeping in.

Celestial_Queen: I don't know...

~~~Deathly_Creator has logged in~~~

Deathly_Creator: Hello. What's wrong?

Salamander_Demon: HI. BASIUHDISHBDSGBFIAIONSHAKGDHIGUYSIDH

Swords_Master, Icy_Devil, and Celestial_Queen: That.

Deathly_Creator: Ah.... I see....

Swords_Master: Do you know anything about Natsu's condition?

Salamander_Demon: I DUN HAS PROBLEMS K.

Deathly_Creator: It seems that someone gave him either caffeine, sugar or an ice pop.

Celestial_Queen: Well, what should we do? He might do something... Well.... Destructive.

Deathly_Creator: How long has he been like this?

Swords_Master: Hm.... About 15 minutes ago when he messaged us, why?

Deathly_Creator: Well, hold onto something.

Icy_Devil: Why?

Deathly_Creator: Just do it.

Celestial_Queen: I don't get it but okay...

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In the real world....

*BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM* (Headshot)

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Celestial_Queen: EEP!

Deathly_Creator: Told you.

Swords_Master: What was that?

Deathly_Creator: Natsu destroying something. He does that everything he goes on suga rush. Last time it was a village.

Swords_Master, Icy_Devil, and Celestial_Queen: WHAT.

~~~Exo has logged on~~~

Exo: Someone explain why on earth Ether is jumping off the walls and why Natsu is in his side of the house.

Deathly_Creator: ... Wait... Natsu is in your house????

Exo: Yeah. They're both in the Ether's side of the living room jumping everywhere. What happened?

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 24, 2016 ⏰

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