Hello! This is Ether speaking! (No duh, Ether's always speaking. q.q)
Anyways, I'll be writing the 1st chapter, and into a pattern. Exo will be writing next, and then me. YOU GET DA POINT! Anyways, here's the chapter: Texting.
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Natsu: Hey, bro.
Zeref: Yeah? Why you texting me tho? I'm across the room from you.
Natsu: Well, I keep calling you and you ignore me.... Wait... Isn't that a picture of Mavis you're looking at? ;3
Zeref: Whatcha talking about?! o.O;
Natsu: Wo~! Someone's in luv!
Zeref: Come here Natsu, lemme beat something into your head.
Natsu: o.O;
~~~~~~Natsu Dragneel has logged off~~~~~~
Zeref: Wew.... That was close....
~~~~~~Natsu Dragneel has logged on~~~~~~
Natsu: YOU ADMIT IT! YOU LIKE MAVIS!
Zeref: Natsu... I got a bowling ball....
Natsu: Oh sh-
*Connection lost*
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Natsu: Hey bro.
Zeref: Yeah?
Natsu: Are you at the bakery?
Zeref: Yeah why?
Natsu: Get a strawberry cake for me plz.
Zeref: Uh.... Why do you want strawberry cake? I'm sure you like chocolate...
Natsu: There's an enraged Erza next to me.. T~T
Zeref: WHAT?! Tell her if she hurts you, she's screwed.. >:/
~~~~~~Natsu Dragneel has logged off~~~~~~
Zeref: What?
~~~~~~Natsu Dragneel has logged on~~~~~~
Natsu: Zeref, this is Erza; GET THE CAKE OR ELSE YOUR BRO DIES!
Zeref: .... Erza, I got a bowling ball...
Natsu/Erza: I am not scared of that.
Zeref: Ok then... Gimme a few mins....
5 Mins later...
*WHACK!*
R.I.P Erza Scarlet, died because of bowling ball. And... Natsu is cheering.... Sorry Erza and Jellal....
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(This is not a texting... Ironically....)
Zeref: Hey Natsu.
Natsu: What?
Zeref: Can I ask you something?
Natsu: Yeah sure. What is it?
Zeref: How does it feel to be a demon?
Natsu: ... Screw it. I thought you had a math question or something... Go ask Mirajane.
Zeref: Why? I mean, you are a demon and you're right in front of me so....
Natsu: Shut it Zeref.
Zeref: Natsu, you leave me no choice....
Natsu: SH-
Zeref: Death-
Natsu: SH-
Zeref: BWABOOH!
Natsu: Argh.... My life... is fading away....
*Natsu faints.*
Zeref: .... I think I overdid it....
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THAT'S MY STUFF!
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WRITTEN BY EXO!
