~~~Ether has logged on~~~
Salamander_Demon: OH HEY DUDE! WASSUP?!
Ether: I'm mad right now.
Salamander_Demon: Oh shet I'm leaving.
Icy_Devil: I don't get it.
Salamander_Demon: Ether is pissed right now, so he's going to be scarier than Erza... So we should run...
Icy_Devil: Pfft. Ether more scary than Erza? PFFT.
Salamander_Demon: Once that you think about it... PFFFTT...
Ether: I can hear you. Stupid.
Salamander_Demon: Oh... Sorry... Plez don't hurt me.... Q.Q
Ether: Once I get to your house I will.
Salamander_Demon: O shet. I'm screwed.
Icy_Devil: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ether: Gray, you can choose to go to Natsu's house and take a very 'UN-PAINFUL' beating or you can stay in your house and wait until I get there, get beat up, and have your house and things burned down.
Icy_Devil: ... Natsu.
Salamander_Demon: Yeah...?
Icy_Devil: I'm heading over to your house now.
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Salamander_Demon: That was very painful...
Icy_Devil: I know right...
Celestial_Queen: Hey guys, what happened?
Salamander_Demon: Ether was mad, we got beat up. Simple. SHET THIS HURTS
Swords_Master: Language! And are you alright?
Celestial_Queen: Why is he mad?
Salamander_Demon: I honestly do NOT want to know.
Celestial_Queen: He probably was jealous on how we are in Fairy Tail, and how he's guildless. And how his grammar in his stories suck. XD
Salamander_Demon: Wait...
Celestial_Queen: What?
Salamander_Demon: ... Ether hasn't logged off since Ice Block and I talked to him, so he just saw all our messages.
Celestial_Queen: Pfft. He hadn't talked so he didn't see it.
Icy_Devil: ...
Swords_Master: Anyways... Everything is fine now right?
Ether: Hey guys.
Salamander_Demon: Um.... Hi Ether... Are you still mad?
Ether: Yes.
Celestial_Queen: Oh hey! Where are you right now Ether?
Ether: I'm behind you.
Celestial_Queen: ... No you aren't. I don't see anything...
Ether: Did you look up?
Celestial_Queen: No...
Ether: Then look up.
Celestial_Queen: Oh... Hi Ether. How ya doing? How's the kids? How's the family? Whatcha doing? O.o
Swords_Master, Salamander_Demon, and Icy_Devil: ... o.o
Ether: Bad, don't have kids, don't have family, and I'm going to kill you now.
Celestial_Queen: NOOOO!!!! HWELP!
Salamander_Demon: Everyone has regrets...
Icy_Devil: Now let's all pray for Lucy's safety...
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THE NEXT DAY
Ether: Hey guys. Wassup?
Salamander_Demon: Um....
Icy_Devil: DO you remember anything from yesterday?
Ether: NOPE
Swords_Master: .... Really? You nearly killed Lucy, Natsu and Gray, but you don't remember?! You really have short term memory!
Ether: .... Erza.
Salamander_Demon: Oh shet let's run.
Icy_Devil: YEP
Celestial_Queen: Let's.
Swords_Master: What?
Ether: You can choose; I'll kill and burn every bakery and baker with strawberry cake in the world or I can head over to your house and beat you up.
Swords_Master: There's no way that you're capable of doing that.
Ether: Do you want to see me try?
Swords_Master: Sure.
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THE NEXT DAY
*Team Natsu watching NEWS*
Reporter: Overnight, every baker and bakery has been killed and burned down.
*Erza's phone rings*
New message:
Ether: Told you. Now you'll regret it.
