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Chapter One

Chapter One:

I wake up and see my little sister Miggy, face to face. I slap her in the face and sit up, rubbing my eyes.

"Get out of my room!" I yell at her, in fustration.

I hop out of bed and put on my pelican onezie and brush my hair and teeth, splilling tooth paste on my onezie.

"This stinks!" I yell again.

"You called", I hear a voice, behind me, making me turn around.

"Oh thats just gross" I say hodling my nose.

"Just go away stinks, this is not your kids show, now go before I grab bug spray and hit you with it" I threaten.

Stinks gives a scared face and flys away leaving a trail of smelly gas behind him.

I put on my purple and white converses and walk out the front door. I walk towards the front gate, stepping carefully over the landmines, that mysteryiously got there. Dont ask. I will kill Cato for that!

Go team Peeta, woop woop he is so hot. Ok back on track I reach the front gate and, then hear the front door open Miggy walks out, not knowing about the mines.

"No Miggy wait, theres mines" I whisper, but it is too late, her small foot, places on  the mine and she is blown sky high, I am mean it, it looked cool, like she could fly.

 I do a dramatic moment, like in all moives and, then stop I seriously can not be bothered, I stand back on my head and and shut the front gate behind me.

I make my way down to the mall, watching my head for seagulls, that are ready to dhot white, slimmy poo at you when you least expect it.

I walk arcoss the road and I see a bus coming towards me it hits me with great force, sending me towards the ground, leave my body shape dentted into the road. I quickly get up and dust myself off.

" I ok" I say, then everyone starts clapping for my bravery, I bow, then a truck rams up my butt flattening my face into the road for a second time.

-Jasmine