Hulk Smash!!! I roar and then punch the T-Rex right in the guts
I laugh and then punch him again, when suddenly, the T-Rex pulls out a pop-corn machine and starts dancing like a sexual cowboy while beating me up with popcorn.
I die and fall to the ground, but I don't really die, my Hulk self dies.
My green skin and muscle falls off and I turn into an iron!!
Suddenly a guy named Mitch, that is secretly my brother/sister comes over and starts ironing!! well, he tries, he just pushes me back and forth and ends up burning the clothes!! NEVER GET A GUY TO IRON!!
I am so angry with him for making me burn the clothes, that I fart all over him.. except its not a 'safe' fart and I diareaha all over him!!
Mitch screams and runs away, diareaha flowing off of him!
I laugh and then hold my breath and pop out of my iron form and into my human form and then walk off, ignoring the bundle of burnt clothes lying on the floor.
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Hey, I finally got my laptop, so I got my chapter finally done :D
hope you liked it, most of this chapter is based on real life events, enjoy :)

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